{"id":1098,"date":"2012-04-27T14:02:02","date_gmt":"2012-04-27T14:02:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bolachas.org\/testes\/?p=1098"},"modified":"2012-04-27T14:02:02","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T14:02:02","slug":"i-can-hear-the-grass-cannons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bolachas.org\/?p=1098","title":{"rendered":"I Can Hear The Grass Cannons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>IDIOTIC PUNS FUCK YEAH<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/grasscannons\"><strong>Grass Cannons<\/strong><\/a> are a New Zealand band. I love New Zealand. I&rsquo;ve never actually been there &#8211; I haven&rsquo;t actually been ANYWHERE not in the Iberian Peninsula (I&rsquo;m lying, I&rsquo;ve been to Mallorca once) &#8211; but I&rsquo;ve always been fascinated by Pacific nations such as NZ, Australia, even tiny little Micronesia, one of my favourite countries of all time since, as a kid, I spent hours looking at maps and atlases (not a pun, though I enjoy that band). Grass Cannons e-mailed me a while ago after I wrote about BnP in the hopes I would pay them attention, and I like it when people send me e-mails, it makes me feel all fluffy and warm inside. But I&rsquo;m writing about them not because I feel I should pay them back somehow, but because I find them good enough to be here. They lean on the shoegaze side of things, with a bit of a post-rock tinge, and you can listen to them\/download their EP on Bandcamp. So enjoy.<\/p>\n<p>PAC<\/p>\n<p>&amp;amp;lt;a href=&ldquo;http:\/\/grasscannons.bandcamp.com\/track\/wig-split&rdquo; data-mce-href=&ldquo;http:\/\/grasscannons.bandcamp.com\/track\/wig-split&rdquo;&amp;amp;gt;Wig Split by Grass Cannons&amp;amp;lt;\/a&amp;amp;gt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>IDIOTIC PUNS FUCK YEAH Grass Cannons are a New Zealand band. I love New Zealand. 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